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- Aaron:
- Well, I guess the best way
- for me to begin is
The Other day I was
- hanging with some friends
Going around the room
- talking about our favorite noise
I said I had a brother
- in the Backstreet Boys
So everyone screamed
Group of Kids:
- Hey is this some kinda trick
Dopey Guy:
- Yea, which one is he?
Aaron: The Blonde one, Nick
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- Then the cutest girl said:
Girl:
- I have to see their show
But I have no ticket, Aaron
How can I go
Aaron:
- Your wish is my command
See it's no problem, hon
In fact I'll get some tickets here
- for everyone
All I gotta is pick up the cell
And its a done deal
Let me call Nick and tell him
Other Guy:
- By the way Aaron,
- if you could, while you're at it
Can you hook up some seats
For my friends and my parents?
Aaron:
- (So I said to myself, well heck,)
- why not?
There's nothing
- that can beat the connection I got
**(girls):
- Aaron, Oh Aaron
What are you going to do?
You make empty promises
- oh so big
- (Aaron: mad)
How gonna make them come true?
(Aaron: I don't know)
Aaron, Oh Aaron,
What are we going to do with you?
Always a makin' a bigger mistake
Always a-makin' a fool
(Aaron:
- Yo, I gotta make a phone call)
**Ring**
Nick: Hello?
Aaron:
- Hey Nick
I need a favor from you, dude
I promised people tickets
So you gotta come through
Nick:
- Sure, bro...how many do you need?
Aaron: 1...2...uh, 3003
Nick:
- WHAT?!
I can get you maybe a dozen
You can't promise seats
- to everyone and their cousin
What did you do?
How'd you get in this mess?
Aaron:
- I was talkin to this girl...
Nick:
- Hold your breath
I know the rest
Guess you better get yourself
- a whole lotta money
Aaron:
- For 3000 tickets?
Nick, that's isn't funny.
How'm I supposed to
- pull that off in so little time?
Nick:
- You got me, Aaron
That's your problem...not mine
**(girls):
- Aaron, Oh Aaron
(Aaron: What do I do?)
What are you going to do?
You make empty promises
- oh so big
(Aaron: What?)
How gonna make them come true?
Aaron, Oh Aaron,
(Aaron(annoyed): What?)
What are we going to do with you?
(Aaron: I don't know)
Always a makin' a bigger mistake
(Aaron: So, it was just one mistake)
Always a-makin' a fool
(Aaron: Whatever)
Aaron:
- How in the world
- can he do that to me?
I thought we were blood.
I thought we were family.
We're gettin' to the show
We'll get good seats
Everyone on the bus,
- you're all coming with me
I'm tellin' you guys
- when we get to the gate
He can never say "no"
- when he looks at my face
Hook me up! Nick, Man,
- I swear I'll pay you back
Nick:
- Well come to think about,
- we need an opening act.
Aaron:
- What do you want me to do:
- tell jokes; dance; act?
Nick:
- Nah, I want you on stage,
- I want you to rap.
'Cause if you don't
- you're gonna have
- some disappointed friends
And by the way you're on at eight, that's when the show begins
**(girls):
- Aaron. Oh, Aaron,
- what are you going to do?
(Aaron: Man)
You make big promises
- oh so big
How you gonna make it come true?
(Aaron: one promise man)
Aaron. Oh, Aaron,
What are we going to do with you?
(Aaron: I'm desperate)
Always a-makin' a bigger mistake
(Aaron: I'm desperate, Man *squeak*)
Always a-makin' a fool
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- Repeat until fade
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